i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later
If you take 1337 and multiply it by 8008 (it looks like the word boob on a calculator) you get 10,706,696 which is the number of times I’ve fucked your Mom
isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses
isn’t that weird to think about
i know it’s so weird to think about
Re: that slave girl:
Maybe it was just me, but it seemed to me that he wasn’t flirting with her, but was curious about her because she appeared to resemble Gyda a little, which would make sense considering last week’s soliloquy and that they’re apparently going with this theme of Ragnar being jealous of his sons and their potential fame.
Also, Aslaug’s not one to complain considering she did that to another woman, AND she was apparently up for a polygamous marriage just last week/four years ago, just saying.